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Top 10 dog thoughts

10. I could’ve sworn I heard the can opener.
9. Why doesn’t the government do something about mange?
8. Is there something I’m not getting about Norm Crosby?
7. I wonder if Toto was gay?
6. Mmmm…..that filthy standing water sure hits the spot!
5. Hey–no kidding, I’m sure that’s the can opener.
4. I still miss Lorne Greene.
3. Would we dogs have built a vast and complex civilization of our own if we weren’t distracted by our ability to lick ourselves?
2. Please, oh, please, oh, please let that be the can opener.
1. If there’s a God, how can he allow neutering?

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