Top 10 Star War scenes Toby would like to see
10. Planet Catderran blown up by fully operational Dogstar space station.
9. Luke uses the force to open a can of Alpo.
8. Chewbacca reveals he is really a very large St. Bernard.
7. Instead of shooting lightning from his fingers, Emporer slobbers all over people.
6. Change catchy slogan from “May The Force Be With You” to “Dead Cats – We’re For ‘Em!”
5. Luke blows up the Deathstar by dropping a cat down the air duct.
4. C-3PO translates dog speech, dogs ask the Princess, “What’s up with the hairdo?”
3. Yoda – “No, there is another – Luke’s dog, Toby. The force is strong with that one.”
2. Replace lightsaber battle with Frisbee throwing contest.
1. Princess Leia saying “Help me, Toby-wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”
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