Dogmine

1. Arson Dogs — couldn’t get the dog fired up.
2. Water Search Dogs — dog was in over his head.
3. Airport Detection Dogs — dog was too flighty.
4. Drug Detection Dogs — dog wouldn’t inhale.
5. Currency Detection Dogs — the dog was a poor candidate.
6. Agricultural Products Det. Dogs — dog had no taste for the work.
7. Wildlife Detection Dogs — dog was just winging it.
8. Explosives Detection Dogs — dog kept blowing it.
9. Termite Detection Dogs — dog bugged me too much.
10. Gypsy Moth Detection Dogs — dog’s mind kept wandering.

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