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10. Thought the house was too orderly
9. Never did like having a full nights sleep
8. Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
7. Thought the furniture looked too nice
6. Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
5. Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn’t want
to pay a gardener.
4. Neighbors didn’t complain enough
3. Kids weren’t enough of a challenge
2. If you can train & show one dog, why not ten
1. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows

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