November 15th, 2009
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There was an old lady and her dog who lived on the coast and every day she and the dog would take a stroll along the beach. One day she stumbled across a bottle. She rubbed the bottle and a genie popped out, who said “You have three wishes.”
The old granny said “I want a million dollars.” Within moments, she was sitting on a pile of cash.
Then she said, “I want my old house to become a mansion.” Immediately, her house became a palace. Then she made her last wish: “I want to become a beautiful young lady and my dog to be my handsome young husband.” “Done,” the genie said and, as the lady and her dog were transformed, the genie disappeared.
The woman took her things and went home. Then she hopped into bed and took her new, handsome husband with her. Then he said, sarcastically, “Now aren’t you glad you got me neutered?”
After World War II, an American soldier was going back to London from the front. He was on a very crowded train, and was looking for a seat, but the only empty one was next to an older lady, and she had her pet poodle on it.
He said, “Please, madam, I’m very tired. May I please sit here?” The lady replied, “No. My precious little poodle, Miss Fluffy, is sitting here.”
The soldier walked the length of the train again with no luck, so he went back to the same seat next to the same woman and said, “Please, Madam, I have been fighting at the front for months, my feet hurt and I’m very tired. May I please sit here?”
The woman told him, “I cannot believe how rude you are! I have already told you that my darling little Miss Fluffy is sitting here.” At that, the American lost his temper, picked up the poodle and threw it out the window.
An elderly man who was sitting across the compartment looked at the American soldier and said, “You Americans do everything wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, you eat with the wrong hand and now you’ve thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!”
Coolest dog costume for this Halloween.
